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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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whats black? a black man

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Alex Eggbert

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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