- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Oh...okay, good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Womens rights.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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