Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

IU football

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Spell: “This word”

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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