- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

you just contradicted yourself.

I had my period 3 days ago.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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