whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Comedy.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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