Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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knock knock. come in.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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