Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Rebecca Black

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Anti Joke

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