- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Nippies

I went river dancing once. I fell in

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