Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Like this joke, bitch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

your mum

Jerry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

People Order Our Patties

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

My life :(

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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