What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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