What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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banana

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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crap!!

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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