What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Obamacare haters

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Stephen Walking.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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