What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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