What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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pickle sniffer

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Mark Wilson

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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