- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Comedy.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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