Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Why does life suck? Because it does

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

I had my period 3 days ago.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Women Sports.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Anti Joke

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