So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

We are lawyers

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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