- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Deadly cancer.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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The WNBA.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

I'm gay. No homo.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

How do you spell eight? 8

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

KKK

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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