- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

want a balloon? yeah

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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