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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Billy Cundiff.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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