natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Men's Sports

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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You're*

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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hi

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69

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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