- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

where wally? wallys a myth.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Jersey Shore

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Yes.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

woman's rights

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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