How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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