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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Their, they're, there You're, your

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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