- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

im black

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

I am a n1gger.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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