Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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An atheist walks into a church

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Penis

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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So. The gays. ...

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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