- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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