- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

do you want to hear a joke?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Civil Rights.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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