- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

whats long and green? weed

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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