- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What's 4+7 47

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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