Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

knock knock!! kanye west

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

i like turtals and kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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