You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Anti Joke

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