- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

You are Nerochan right?

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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