- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Who is a knob? ross d

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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