Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Where's my tractor?

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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