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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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