Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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religion.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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