What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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wood cant chuck wood

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Pickles

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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