- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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