A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Women Driving.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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lol a man is drowning

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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