Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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A ginger was with his friends

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Your mom.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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