Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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feces

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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hey

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Zach Barlow

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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