- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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