The Irish man was sober.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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twilight

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Neither does he.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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