- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What's the difference between a duck

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What is 8 times 4? 32

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

stuarts mum

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Patriarchy.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What time is it? Refrigerator

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