Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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mark is mark

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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