- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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