- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Can you see this brett? Connor

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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