- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Cows go moo.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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