who is awesome? no one...

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Drunk irish man

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahah :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I screw with you Hahahahahahahahahaahaggahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Anti Joke

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