Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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