Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Someone told me about this website.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Teen pregnancy

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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