This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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There's no "i" in tim.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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