Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

a show horse jumps over a bar

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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