Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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I can Nazi

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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women leaving the kitchen

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Hellen Keller

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Don't rape me!

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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